Recipes

These recipes were handed down generation-by-generation through my family, starting with my great-grandfather, who learned many of his recipes while out on the Atlantic, immigrating to America from Peru.

Recipes:

'The Original'

1 Original flavored Triscuit wafer (flavored will work if that is all that is available)

Cook at room temperature for 30 seconds, serve on a plate.

This goes great with water, and more Triscuits as well.


'The Russian'

1 Box Original Triscuits
1 Communist Country

Open box at fucking cold temperatures for 3 fucking minutes
Share box of approximately 60 wafers with approximately 217 people

This goes great with vodka and red stuff.

'The Diet'

1 Triscuit wafer, any flavor
1 Carrot

Eat carrot.
Do not eat Triscuit.

This goes great with anorexia.

'The Emo'

1 Original flavored Triscuit
1 My Chemical Romance CD
1 Razor blade
1 Napkin

Play CD.
Cut self.
Eat Triscuit.
Cry.
Use napkin to clean up where bleeding (mostly ears from the shitty music)

This goes great with black.
(more recipes to come...)